10 Hilarious Scottish Jokes

We are known for our great sense of humour. So here’s the best Hilarious Scottish Jokes we could find on Twitter.

1.”Aye av no changed ma mind” Brilliant.


3.Paddy and Mick will always be pals.


5.Cement the world to him.

6.Where you’ll find me and my pals.

7.A personal favourite.

8.I’m not sure if people outwith Scotland will get this… hummin = smelly.

9.When people can’t appreciate god-level patter.

10.When your dad thinks you’re experimenting.



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