Scottish Maws are absolutely class. They are a force to be reconned with when they are angry but they are hilarious at the same time. We have found some of the best Scottish Maw tweets for you to enjoy. Here are some of the best Scottish Maw tweets.
Just because you’re going to Tenerife for a week doesn’t mean you can’t wear your new Superdry t-shirt out to the shops…
Being myself in an exam situation is exactly what I’m trying not to be. Don’t even get me started on “having fun”. Though this is one of the most generic answers Mums will give, no doubt you too might end up telling your wains to be “have fun nd be yrself”. Such as when your kids start nursery, start school, start exams, go for an interview, leave for uni and basically anything else.
All I have to say about this is; Instant Karma…
It was a quality present for mothers day… Though, I don’t think she quite appreciated it…
They shorts I was looking for in the summer isn’t any good now… What do they even do with it? Does it take 4 months to dry or something?
Straight out of the Simpsons… But seriously though that doesn’t even look appetising, or edible…
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