7 Funny Scottish Tweets About Junkies

Junkies are always a good source for some laughs, Here are 7 of the best tweets about them.


1. A bus. A junkies natural habitat.

2. A classic junkie tactic to avoid awkward silences on public transport.

3. Not something you see everyday.. Must’ve been training for the junkie Olympics

4. Junkies in Dundee have started charging to be relieved of their services… who needs a guard dog when you have a junkie.

5. A junkie Tardis with a junkie Doctor Who? Now that sounds interesting.

6. Picture a junkie on the bus going round with a notepad counting the votes, brillaint.

7. Junkies are now legal advisers and specialise in insurance claims.